Dernit Ubisoft!!

I had decided that the next Assassin's Creed game wasn't for me. You know, because I kept putting money in Ubisoft's coffers despite their games being identical and all? Well I saw the new trailer and then I see this shit.

Seriously? You sling three identical games at us with the only difference being the BEARD. Which, to be fair, worked on me...

Now you want me to play in colonial America; I hated to study this time period back in school... Fuck.